💼 Evil CEO Empire Builder

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Cash

Reputation

Legal Heat

Dead Broke

👥 Evil CEO Gallery

Dr. Monopoly

Market Manipulation

"Competition is for losers!"

Crushes competition like ants

$50001.5x multiplier

Madame Tax Haven

Creative Accounting

"Taxes? What taxes?"

Makes money disappear... legally

$80002x multiplier

Professor Pollute

Environmental Violations

"The Earth can wait!"

Green is for money, not the planet

$60001.8x multiplier

Captain Corruption

Government Relations

"Democracy is negotiable"

Has politicians on speed dial

20002.5x multiplier

📊 Company Dashboard

Empire Progress

10% to Evil Empire Status

Executive Team

No CEOs hired yet...

Corporate Crimes

Laws Broken

⚖️ Corporate Strategy Menu

Offshore Shell Games

+000+10 heat

Creative Deductions

500+5 heat

Double Irish Sandwich

000+15 heat

Phantom Expenses

800+8 heat

Tax Inversion Magic

+$4000+20 heat

Bermuda Triangle Funds

+500+12 heat

Swiss Cheese Accounting

500+18 heat

Digital Nomad Profits

+200+10 heat

Royalty Payment Schemes

+800+14 heat

Transfer Pricing Wizardry

+$5000+25 heat

⚠️ This is a satirical parody of corporate excess. All content is fictional.

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